Witz von Gott und Mohammed

  • Der Joke ist einfach scheisse, aber mache finden ihn scheinbar witzig. Freies Land, was solls.

    @bartelby
    Schlechte Witze über Deutsche? Gibts genug, hier eine Auswahl, einer schlechter als der andere:

    if yer sister married a jew..
    that would make you sauerkraut
    if yer son married a jew..
    that would make you bratwurst
    if yer mother married a jew..
    that would make you soap
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    Germans make fast automobiles because anything that doesn't move fast enough in Germany is in danger of getting ground up into sausage.
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    Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products?
    So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.
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    What is the definition of the European Heaven?
    British humour, French food, German technology.
    And the European Hell?
    British food, German humour, French technology.
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    What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
    A Beaner-Schnitzel
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    Why do Germans pay 6 marks for a haircut?
    One mark for each side.
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    Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear.
    The Spaniard says, "Consider the word for 'butterfly'. In Spanish, this is Mariposa, a beautiful sounding word."
    The French guy says, "True, but Papillon is even more beautiful".
    "What's wrong with Schmetterling?", says the German...
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    A bird, a fish and a crocodile are discussing vacations...
    The bird says "Well, I can fly, my mom can fly, my dad can fly... so
    it'll probably be a flying holiday"
    The fish says "Obviously, I can swim, my mom can swim, hell my whole
    family can swim... So my guess is Mediterranian this year"
    The croc thinks about thinks about this and finally says:
    "Well, I have a big mouth, my parents have a big mouth, my wife has a big
    mouth, so I'm thinking... Germany..."
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    Q: What's cannibalism?
    A: Germans eating pork ...
    Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
    A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

    Q: Why can't a german get AIDS?
    A: He has no friends.


    Das Video hier ist wesentlich witziger:

    Klick!

  • Also das Video is Geil....

    aber die Witze sind doch nicht witzig.....hmmm...aber ich glaube wenn man die deutschen ins englische übersetzt oder ins türkische oder sonst eine sprache sind die auch nicht mehr lustig....aber egal die Meinungen Teilen sich der eine findes lustig und der andere eben nicht.....hat auch nichts mit Feindlichkeit zu anderen Nationalitäten zu tun....wollen wir das Thema nich einfach abhacken?!

    Gruß Bartel

    Grüsse aus dem Schwabenland

    Daniel

    :perfekt:Lieber stehend sterben als kniend leben :perfekt: