Der Joke ist einfach scheisse, aber mache finden ihn scheinbar witzig. Freies Land, was solls.
@bartelby
Schlechte Witze über Deutsche? Gibts genug, hier eine Auswahl, einer schlechter als der andere:
if yer sister married a jew..
that would make you sauerkraut
if yer son married a jew..
that would make you bratwurst
if yer mother married a jew..
that would make you soap
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Germans make fast automobiles because anything that doesn't move fast enough in Germany is in danger of getting ground up into sausage.
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Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products?
So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.
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What is the definition of the European Heaven?
British humour, French food, German technology.
And the European Hell?
British food, German humour, French technology.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A Beaner-Schnitzel
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Why do Germans pay 6 marks for a haircut?
One mark for each side.
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Three guys are debating about which of their languages is the most pleasing to the ear.
The Spaniard says, "Consider the word for 'butterfly'. In Spanish, this is Mariposa, a beautiful sounding word."
The French guy says, "True, but Papillon is even more beautiful".
"What's wrong with Schmetterling?", says the German...
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A bird, a fish and a crocodile are discussing vacations...
The bird says "Well, I can fly, my mom can fly, my dad can fly... so
it'll probably be a flying holiday"
The fish says "Obviously, I can swim, my mom can swim, hell my whole
family can swim... So my guess is Mediterranian this year"
The croc thinks about thinks about this and finally says:
"Well, I have a big mouth, my parents have a big mouth, my wife has a big
mouth, so I'm thinking... Germany..."
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Q: What's cannibalism?
A: Germans eating pork ...
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Q: Why can't a german get AIDS?
A: He has no friends.
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